Humor Only Older Women Can Understand, Old School

                                                                               

I really like this photo of Phyllis Diller. It is perfect for today's bloom, Humor only older woman can understand!

I grew up watching Phyllis. I always thought she was funny because of the way she dressed and her laugh!

As I have gotten older, I appreciate her humor more! I want to share some with you and then I will post a short video so if you're not familiar with her, you'll get a look at her performance!

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
PHYLLIS DILLER, Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
PHYLLIS DILLER, attributed, Funny Ladies: The Best Humor from America's Funniest Women

PHYLLIS DILLER, attributed, The Little Giant Encyclopedia of Inspirational Quotes
You know you're getting old when your back starts going out more than you do.
PHYLLIS DILLER, Housekeeping Hints
I was born at home on newspapers ... I still have a story on my butt, although now the print is much larger.

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
PHYLLIS DILLER, attributed, Put Your House on a Diet

PHYLLIS DILLER, attributed, Women Know Everything!: 3,241 Quips, Quotes & Brilliant Remarks
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.